mommy-and-puppy-princess:

littleprincessaubrey:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

I want one

I need one

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mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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thats-legit:

Woah this is so crazy.  Thanks for the love, y’all.  This is my vine… FOLLOW ME - JORDANDOWW

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patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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