tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

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nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

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iridessence:

captionshaming:

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

Grow a million pears and throw them all at him

Grow a pear. Grow a million pears. Press them into juice and start a business. Market to grocery store chains nationwide, earn millions and build an empire, made from pears. Sit inside of your pear shaped throne, listening to the needs of people who come to you for charity, and when he’s next in line and approaches your feet, spewing male entitlement fuckery about how women won’t fuck him, have him executed by your mutant pear guards, just after whispering “i grew a pear. How does it feel to know you caused this?”

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condom:

ahrned:

condom: *sings on skype*

me:

Everybody wanna steal my girl


ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

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